Tanks line a wall at New York's Zauo restaurant. / Bloomberg Tanks line a wall at New York's Zauo restaurant. / Bloomberg
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Japanese Chain Opens a Fish-for-Your-Dinner Concept in New York

Your odds of catching a big striped bass for dinner in New York are not especially high. A pier in Brooklyn, close to the Williamsburg J.Crew, probably offers the best chance. Your next step is to find someone to clean and cook it for you.

Or you can just book a table at Zauo. Starting on Oct. 15, diners will be able to walk into the Chelsea restaurant and dip a line into a giant tank full of frisky striped bass—plus salmon, fluke, trout, and other fish. It’s a farm-to-table thesis served with a rémoulade of Japan-style kitsch. It’s dining theater at the extreme, an outsize gimmick in a town built on them. It’s also quite entertaining.

On a Monday morning, dozens of fish zombied past my salmon-scrap-gobbed hook, like so many Midtown commuters. A three-pound striped bass hurried by on the right, a 14-inch rainbow trout lazily detoured to the left, a steelhead the size of my arm lumbered underneath. None of them made eye contact—New Yorkers through and through.

After two minutes, the mark came along. A fresh-faced trout paused for a beat, wondered “What’s this?” and, voila: brunch was served.

There’s a giddy joy in catching a fish, and it doesn’t abate much based on the setting. The incongruity of feeling the fish’s electric dance on a line at Zauo, two steps from a bar stocked with high-end sake, is part of the fun.

And it is supposed to be fun.

This is not a hushed temple of sushi where guests line up like congregants. The staff goes out of its way to keep the atmosphere bright (in case one ponders too deeply what is about to befall the entrees lazily finning by). When a fish is hooked, a concerted cheer rings out from the three or four “fish attendants” directing traffic around the tank. As it thrashes into the net, someone bangs a big bass drum. Just as quickly, the critter is whisked to the back of the house, where the kitchen staff makes sure that it will never swim again.

Somehow, it’s not as ridiculous as it sounds. Fish-tanks and giant drums aside, the space is subdued. Sure, the entire second floor is designed as a “boat,” with the keel running the length of the bar downstairs, but it comes off as spartan. Blond wood gives way to brick and the occasional buoy in a sushi-counter vibe.

“It’s all very simply, very systematic,” said spokeswoman Ayako Kaneyoshi. “After all, it is a chain restaurant.”

Indeed, Zauo’s owners run 13 sibling locations in southern Japan, that are especially popular with international tourists. Restaurants in that area—and in Chinatowns around the world—have tanks of seafood where you can see your dinner swimming around. Zauo is arguably the first to let customers do the catching.

The Manhattan location is the family’s first outside of Japan and required an entirely new piscine supply chain. Maine lobsters aside, all of the inventory is trucked in from farms: salmon from New York and striped bass from North Carolina. My rainbow trout grew up in Pennsylvania. The trout, salmon, and striped bass are kept together in two different tanks. Upstairs, 50 flounder dozed in a separate tank like a smattering of sleepy-eyed welcome mats, with fluke, lobster, rockfish, and abalone as friends. The flounder were the most exotic fare, having flown in from Japan.

There are 134 seats and diners will fish in waves of 15 to 20 at a time. Each person pays, in total, for whatever grabs the hook, with prices ranging from $45 for a trout or bass to $110 for one of the massive salmon (which considering the size may be one of the city’s best seafood deals). Those who elect to have a fish caught for them will pay slightly more ($55 for the trout; $125 for the salmon)—but to get exactly what you want, there are nets available. Once the fish is safely in the kitchen, diners choose from a few simple preparations: sashimi, grilled, fried in tempura, or simmered in soy sauce and mirin. All arrive whole, with the head and bones, unless you ask otherwise. Fluke or flounder bone chips extra.

For those who don’t dabble in indoor fishing, there’s a sashimi-heavy a la carte menu (for your tuna and scallop fix), as well as non-seafood options including deep fried tofu, tempura chicken, and braised pork belly. Some of the offerings are made from the byproducts of the day’s catch; the miso soup, for instance, incorporates a fish-bone broth. Dessert is a range of gelato: wasabi, yuzu, and matcha.

The mind reels at what could go wrong. The slim walk-ways around each tank have the makings of a horrendous Instagram-jam. A solo diner is in for some expensive gluttony should she unwittingly snag a salmon—you catch it, you buy it. And the setup seems prime for hijinks in bonus season or when a bro bachelor party books the big table at the prow of the boat upstairs. The signs that forbid bathing and synchronized swimming are easy to overlook.

Meanwhile, the operation still has some kinks to work out. The opening was delayed for six months. Last week, the staff, some of whom came from Japan for it, were debating whether to separate the stock by species or size. Others were talking with the farmers, trying to discern how the fish behave at different times of day and how obliging each species is when presented a morsel of food on a tiny hook.

There’s a distant concern that an eager diner may, in fact, fail to hook a fish—get skunked, as they say on the Brooklyn piers. Though, that, of course, is fishing. Whatever you do, don’t overthink it. And don’t catch and release.

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